Adrian Chiles World Cup 2014 Quotes - Part One

Things Adrian Chiles has said during ITV's World Cup 2014 Coverage. Part Two here. 

Part One | 12 – 20 June

1. "Who would you rather be stuck in a lift with? Ronaldo or Messi?" | 12 June – World Cup opening ceremony
2. “I was expecting some more samba. I’m sure you were to”. | 12 June – World Cup opening ceremony
3. "Fabio [Cannavaro], is an all pasta diet key to England performing well?" | 12 June – World Cup opening ceremony
4. "But why aren't Brazil playing like Brazil? They're playing more like Bosnia." – Lee Dixon: "... Bosnia are a good side". | 12 June - Brazil v Croatia
5. “We’ve been pelted with objects from some protesters. Maybe they were unhappy at the lack of samba in the opening ceremony. I for one, feel their pain”. | 12 June - Brazil v Croatia
6. "Those Chileans have got a lot of tattoos. Maybe the England team should get to a tattoo parlor before the Italy game?" | 13 June – Chile v Australia
7. “Fabio, what’s it like being in a changing room full of Italians? | 15 June - Switzerland v Ecuador (England v Italy highlights)
8. "Maybe England should play more like Germany?" | 16 June – Germany v Portugal
9. "The Poles aren't doing anything this summer. Maybe they should come over and fix the tannoy system?" | 16 June - Germany v Portugal (France v Honduras highlights)
10. "Maybe England should play more like Croatia?" | 18 June - Cameroon v Croatia
11. “England need some of Uruguay’s caramel spread on their half time crumpets” | 19 June – England v Uruguay
12. "I wonder if Gerrard will let Suarez borrow his shampoo in the Liverpool shower rooms next season?” | 19 June – England v Uruguay
13. “Maybe England should play more like Costa Rica?” | 20 June – France v Switzerland (Costa Rica v Italy highlights)
14. "Patrick [Vieira], you've won a World Cup. What's that like?" | 20 June - France v Switzerland